yeah right!

I came across someone's blog and saw this post regarding conversations among couples, which I can SO much relate to -- before. Just for laughs, guys. Ang matamaan, buti nga! :))

HE: Nagseselos ka lang kaya ka nagagalit! Hahaha...

SHE: Ba't naman ako magseselos eh wala na nga akong nararamdaman for you kundi galit! Kaya nga nagagalit ang term eh.

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HE: You never really listened...
SHE: Why, did you ever listen to me when I tried explaining myself? You didn't even open that letter I sent which I wrote from 12 midnight to 6 in the morning. So, don't lecture about listening when you yourself don't know how.
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HE: Para akong aso na mahilig mag-chase ng cars pero 'pag andoon na ako, hindi ko na alam ang gagawin ko.
SHE: Well, it only shows how immature you still are.
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HE: Wala naman na akong kailangan sa yo eh! Ano pa ba?!
SHE: Yeah right, wala na kasi nahuthot mo na ang lahat sa akin!
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HE: Ang hilig-hilig mong sumingit kapag nagsasalita ako. Nawawala tuloy ako. You wait until you're asked to give your views.
SHE: 'Yon nga ang problema eh, you never asked!
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HE: I want my necklace* back.
SHE: No. You don't deserve that anymore.
*the guy is referring to the necklace given by her with a crucifix pendant which he asked her to keep while he was busy chasing others' skirts
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After a heated argument...
SHE: Puny*ta, hintayin mo na lang ang karma mo.
HE: That's bad. Cursing 'yan!
SHE: Ano'ng cursing? Eh 'yon naman talaga ang mangyayari 'pag nanakit ka ng ibang tao. What you give, you receive. Hindi ka pa ba nagtataka kung bakit sunud-sunod ang kamalasan mo sa buhay?!
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HE: Palagi na lang ako ang nagpapakumbaba...
SHE: Natural! Ikaw ang may atraso 'no!
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HE: I just want to date women right now and never get serious with them.
SHE: As always. May bago pa ba do'n?
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HE: Bakit ka umiiyak? Mahal mo pa ako 'nooo???
SHE: Ang kapal! Hindi ikaw ang iniiyakan ko. Naiiyak ako sa sobrang galit, bobo!
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HE: Fated na mangyari ang mga 'yon. Otherwise, I won't realize how much I love this person.
SHE: Sige, i-justify mo pa ang pagiging flirt mo. Ano'ng klaseng logic yan? You don't need other people to realize how much you love someone kung talagang nagmamahal ka.
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SHE: Mula ngayon, di ka na nagi-exist. Huwag ka nang magpakita sa akin!
HE: Eh di huwag! Ayoko na rin naman eh.

SHE: Eh bakit lapit ka pa nang lapit?!

HE: Eh bakit sama ka pa nang sama?!

SHE: Sayang ang libreng food eh! Bawas gastos din 'yon 'noh.
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SHE: Shut up! I don't even wanna hear your voice!
HE: Eh di huwag kang makinig. I am talking to myself, masama ba?
SHE: Isang salita mo pa diyan, babasagin ko ang salamin ng kotse mo!

The guy shut up. Hahaha, kotse lang pala ang katapat.

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Now I know what "He's making a monster out of me" means. When a person doesn't bring out the best in you anymore and rather does the opposite, it's about time to kick him out of your life for good before he totally destroys the innate goodness in you.