signs that someone is a JERK

i actually heard this from rx93.1's "Top Ten" yesterday, and i couldn't help but to be so inis with what other people can actually do. lemme just post 'em here.

........ang matamaan, buti nga!



jotino - people who eat like pigs in other people's houses.

lizy - people who press both up and down buttons in the elevator on the day that you are late.

hell girl - ung mga lalakeng binubunggo ka just to get a feel of ur boobs and then he'll snicker and then tell his buddy after, "pre, maliit nga."

julia - i broke up with my ex-boyfriend because he slept with my ex-best friend, who's not exactly pretty. and his excuse? he said, "nakakaawa naman daw, para naman daw makatikim ng gwapo."

no name - a jerk is someone who borrows money from u, and when the money is with him, days after sisiraan ka na nya. and when u confront him about it, the guy has the nerrrrrve to get mad at u and say, "dahil sa ginawa mo sakin, ndi ko babayaran ung utang ko sau."

mr. perk - men who try to win back their exes just as she's about to move on, only to leave her again.

hotchick - i have created 2 ym accounts just to check if my boyfriend is flirting with other girls. i texted him and asked him where he was, and he said he's blah blah blah...and that he's not home, etc etc..he's offline in my real account, but then he's chatting with my other ym account.

no name - one time, i held the elevator open for a group of friends who were moving so slow for an entire minute. and when they were inside the elevator, there was no single thank you or whatever from any of them.

no name - my ex-boyfriend once told me that he really, really, really envies guys with pretty girlfriends.

mersky - a guy leaving a girl for another girl because the other girl buys him anything he wants.

abugaga08 - me and my bf were in an elevator when a bunch of a certain nationality come in and start giggling, and they were giggling the whole time we were in the elevator. after they got off, i asked my bf bakit cnu kaya ang pinagtatawanan nila? my bf said, "cguro ekaw, un taba mo."

pinay goddess - in a bar, a guy walks up to me and said "u know what you need to lose weight, and ur a little too old for me, but ur turning me on."

casey - after a guy dumps u, he offers his best friend to court u.

jarred - my friend told my girl best friend, after making love, "i only love u as a friend."

abugaga08 - my boyfriend's friends are always setting him up with other girls.

smoke - my soon-to-be ex-husband refused to give financial support to our 3 kids. he's a lawyer. i know he earns 500,000 a month, and the support is just 30,000 and yet he refuses to give.

ang manunusok - we once had a group paper and when it was time to submit, a groupmate volunteered to print it for the group. later we found out, she attached a note, a note to the teacher that she did most of the work.

simon walker - i have a friend. one time he did it with a girl but said that was she was not very good. the very next sentence went, "gusto mo sayo na lang?"

no name - when i told my husband that it is so unfair that he is always cheating on me, he goes, "well, whoever said life was fair?"

vivo menor - one time, my bf and 2 of my friends went to a fast food along katipunan to eat. as my 2 friends were leaving to order a food to eat, my bf said, "u know what, u and ur friends choose the worst restaurants."

okidok em - one time my friend's boyfriend was trying to break up with her, but she was trying to make it work, she tried evrything, "maybe we can do this and do that." obviously, he was flirting with other girls. finally, the boyfriend went, "hindi mo ba naiintindihan, bading ako! bading!"

no name - a quote from an ex, "kahit gaano pa karami ang mga babae ko, ekaw lang ang mamahalin ko!"

no name - my boyfriend of eleven years, eleven long years as boyfriend and girlfriend together, told me, "you're my longest fling."

pasturio - my gf got pregnant while she was working abroad. and finally when i confronted her, "why did you do it?" she answered, "akala ko ndi ako mabubuntis eh."

no name - guys only call when they want it.

vivo manor - i was dating this hot 37 fling acquaintance recently. he invited me out for a movie. as we were approaching about 10 steps away from the theater, our conversation turned to his new year's celebration in singapore. i asked him if his family was there, and he said, "ay oo, i spend the new year with my partner." so i answered, "ganu na kau katagal ng gf mo?" so the guy answered, "hanggang ngayon."

stage mom - years ago, when i broke up with my boyfriend of a year and a half, we didnt talk. so finally i decided, after so long, to call him up for a closure. so small talk, i was sharing with him that i got hired in a big multi-national firm which he knows i've been vying for so long, blah blah blah. he was quiet all the time. and finally when he talked, he just said in a very sarcastic tone, "well, i hope that gives you a million pesos a month, cos that's what you think, you're so good. right?"

feedy - when a guy friend found out that i was about to leave to work in the middle east, he actually told me, "oh, bigay mo na lang sakin yung first time mo kesa kunin ng sapilitan dun."

jeboy - i was heartbroken because my childhood crush was getting married. the thing is, it got extra extra heartbreaking because when my childhood crush got married, during the wedding, the priest asked the groom, "o tanong ko sayu, bakit mo sya pinakasalan?" and the guy answered, into the microphone, during the vow, in the church, "eh kasi nabuntis ko po sya."

here's my own experience: my ex-boyfriend on the day of our break up told me, "tumigil ka nga ng kaiiyak jan. stop being desperate. feeling mo ba wala na magmamahal sau na katulad ko? makakalimutan mo din ako. it's all in the mind." (tsk tsk.. what an airhead!)